Thursday, 31 March 2011

Omega to Launch New `Sex Video-Inspired' Watch and Logo!

EXCLUSIVE! The Lifestyle section of this HACK WRITER blog heard rumours from the international Rich and Famous grapevine (korang ingat lekeh ke blog ni) about Omega planning to issue a Special Edition watch to capitalise on the current lurid sex video and allegations.

We have received images of the watch, and also a special logo, through an anonymous source in Petaling Street who claims to have insider contacts in Omega. He said the new logo "will be relevant"... whatever that means:

 This new Special Edition model will be christened Nuaq-China Doll. Among its important features are its `hardiness' (hard bermakna `keras', kan?) -- it is waterproof and will not be affected by water/liquid/teh-o beng/fluid...benda-benda gini la.

Our source said that besides being shockproof, whereby it is unaffected by "whatever jerks, knocks, bumps, bangs, taps, whacks etc", the Nuaq-China Doll model also comes with "a unique Malaysian feature" -- it is syiokproof... Here's a sneak peek at this special edition model:


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Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Why So Scared of Sex Video Clip?

I love this! `Independent' media website MalaysiaKini published this letter titled Focus on high priority issues than dodgy porn clip... and another one of Where is our moral high ground?

And the president of the Malaysian Consultative Council for Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism, Sikhism and Taoism (MCCBCHST) [Phew! So loooong] expressed "Utter horror and sheer disgust over scandalous sex video"  ... And so on and so forth.

The first is written by one Rajiv Nambiar, whoever he is. The second is by the president of MCCBCHST, Reverend Dr. Thomas Philips; while the third is from Prof Dr Mohamad Tajuddin M. Rasdi (See his profile here. Ini semua bukan orang lekeh-lekeh ye. Cuma Rajiv tu aku tak tahu: kalau Ravi Nambiar, pernah dengar... The Star, kalau tak silap).

There's a couple of common themes here - all are riding a high horse, and all want to divert from the most important issue of all ... WHO is the person in the video, and is he really the person whom many say he is? So, this begs the question:

Why are you all so afraid of facing it?!

Head in the sand... Awas! Bahaya tungging punggung macam ni... takut nanti `ada orang' (yang nama tak boleh disebut) buat sesuatu Heheh!
  

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Bung Mokhtar's "Slow, inattentive women drivers" Remark is Sexist?

"Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin (BN-Kinabatangan) was accused of being a sexist for claiming that women drivers were slow and paid little attention while on the road" (From The Star).
Well, Bung should see how my wife drives - 120 km/h inside the Pencala Tunnel, with one hand on the phone... and making my mouth dry from the fear. "slow" refers to someone else: if you see a Proton Waja hogging the middle lane of the MRR2 and doing only 60 km/h, that's probably me.


Anyway, back to Bung: PAS' Dr Siti Mariah Mahmud accused him of being sexist and demanded that the statement be retracted. But based on the report in The Star, I can't see what she was so riled up about. This is what Bung said:

“Some women drivers drive slowly and seem oblivious to traffic.When you honk at them, they get agitated with some even showing hand gestures to other drivers.”
Note the "Some" qualifier here: it's clear that Bung didn't lump every - or even most - women into this category. If you have been driving long enough and in different parts of the country, you'll have to agree that the culprits tend to be women. 
Yes, it is true that there are many men who also drive slow and are oblivious to traffic... not to mention those who drive fast (as in "reckless") and are definitely oblivious to other road users. But in the context of Bung's statement, I must say that I totally disagree with Siti Mariah. 
And what did she get for this? "Bung Mokhtar replied that she was politicising road safety issues and told her to sit." Heheh! Padan muka! And I'm going to add another thing; and I don't care if it's sexist either. One of my pet hates is this: the right-side signal of a car in front flashes, and then the driver... turns left! !#@*! Often, it's a woman.
A bit off-topic: Speaking of the Proton Waja (my wife's car), I must say that I am pleasantly surprised by it.  Many reviewers had belittled it, and I hadn't given it much respect before... until I actually drove it. Regardless of what these `seasoned professionals' pronounced and their general thumbs down, I must say that the Waja is excellent. It's one of the most comfortable cars that I have driven. Would you believe that it's even more comfortable than a 2.0 Honda Accord of the same year? Well, just borrow a Waja from someone to try for yourself and see whether I'm exaggerating. One of the things that I'm seriously concerned about when I'm driving is this - the possibility of dozing off due to the very comfortable drive!

However, there's one thing that I dislike about the Waja: the quality of the interior. No, not the seats; which are very good for a car of that price range. It's the plastics/vinyl provided by the vendors which look and feel so cheap. These suppliers are responsible for bringing down what would otherwise be an excellent car, and Proton owe it to themselves and Malaysians to ensure that these monkeys aren't given the opportunity to pull off a similar stunt.  




Friday, 25 March 2011

Movie of The Week: Hikayat Terong Anwarwangsa

What a great plant the terong is.
Among other things, its shape: it can be like this   ... this  ... or ......................................................> this (kena type panjang sikit untuk effect 
Wah! Besar dan panjang terong ni ye!

Okay, I know what some of the 10,000 regular readers here (give or take 9,980) are thinking: What I am trying to say or infer here? Ada nak sindir-sindir ke? Erm, no, tidak, nehi, nothing - just that the terong is such a great plant Heheh!

Oh, there's nothing more to this post - THE END - "So what is this all about?!", you may ask. Well, I really don't know... saja nak tulis dan buat poster. By the way, this post isn't to be interpreted to mean that I am accusing Anwar of anything, NO. Really. But since many are saying this and that, why not have a little robust fun. So, brader Nuar jangae maroh deh - ambo nok suko-suko jah. PEACE.

*UPDATE Friday 25/3/2011 1:10 PM -- If you want to read a much better post about this matter, one of them is by Shamsul Yunos -- VIDEO: Of shattered trust and desperate moves. And also this one by Sakmongkol AK47 -- the meaning of friendship and loyalty


* TOTALLY UNRELATED: I'm using the Flock browser and testing the ScribeFire extension for blogging.  If you haven't heard of it, that's not a surprise, for Flock is a niche browser. When it first came out in 2008/09, it used the source code from the Mozilla Project - the same as Firefox. However, it has now moved on to use the source code from the Chromium Project. As such, you will see (and feel) similarities with the much more better-known Chrome browser by Google. The great thing about this is that Flock can also use many of the extensions (or `addons') developed for Chrome.

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Sex Clip a Jolt for Pakatan Rakyat (The Star) | Datuk T Revealed!

Who is Datuk T? How would I know (Okay, so the title above is a bit tipu). 

Tapi takkan lah Dato' Ti Lian Ker pulak Heheh! Or maybe it's Datuk Theodore Bagwell @ Teabag of that great television series in 2006, Prison Break? If you had watched this series, mamat ni memang ada rekod buat "benda pelik-pelik".


But whoever he is, Pakatan Rakyat supporters (declared or otherwise) have already gone into  ultra-defensive or/and denial modes; attempting to throw red herrings in the hope that the big question - and subsequent implications - are averted: Is the video clip authentic?

One can go about asking all sorts of questions to escape facing the big one - like questioning the journalists' reports ... Or one can question what is the brand of the recording equipment; or what type of makeup the woman is wearing, or whatever else. Go ahead. BUT don't forget to also ask the big question, about whether the person in it is that guy who's also facing a case involving a coffeeboy.

While the Pakatan supporters remain in denial, The Star's Baradan Kuppusamy shows his credentials as a true journalist with this analysis: Sex clip a jolt for Pakatan. If you are too lazy to click on the link, I'll reproduce it in full here:

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Will the latest sex scandal implicating Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim spell the end of his political career? Much will depend on investigations into the authenticity of the 22-minute video clip.
THE story goes that in 1998, then Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad gave his deputy Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim a choice – quietly retire or face public exposure of his alleged sexual escapades. Anwar, just one step from becoming Prime Minister, chose to stay and fight.
We know how that decision, if true, and the upheavals that followed, have dominated national politics for more than a decade.
Today, 13 years later, a mysterious Datuk T has dumped a massive political bomb by producing what he claims are hard CCTV visuals showing a man resembling an opposition party leader having sex with probably a foreign woman at a hotel. Anwar has strenuously denied that he is the man in the video.
Those who saw the video say there is a striking resemblance between the man in the video and Anwar. The PKR leader at a press conference on Monday admitted there is a resemblance but said the man in the video has a bigger belly.
On a more serious note, Anwar said during the time stamped on the video (about 10.30pm on Feb 21), he was at home with his staff and family members.
While senior PKR leaders immediately rallied around Anwar and were quick to assert that the video was “doctored” without even viewing it, DAP and PAS leaders have not jumped on the denial bandwagon. Instead, they are extremely worried, visibly shaken and desirous of knowing the truth. Their number one worry is how badly this latest scandal implicating Anwar, if true, would impact on their performance in the big election battle ahead.
“We are not worried about the Sarawak election,” a senior DAP leader said.
“We are more worried how this scandal will affect our performance in the general election.
“We are hoping the video is not true. This is indeed a black Monday for us,” he added on condition of anonymity.
Throughout Monday night, DAP and PAS leaders were trying to ascertain the authenticity of the video clip. They contacted and tried to get the truth from those who had viewed the clip, media insiders said.
PAS leaders, it was learnt, also quizzed a Harakah editor who was also reportedly invited to view the clip by Datuk T and his group.
The big question is whether the clip, which one viewer described as “clear and sharp,” is authentic or doctored? This is the question Pakatan leaders also want answered to better prepare their political parties for the firestorm ahead.
They want to adjust their policies and political strategies to survive what they say could be a massive setback. The Pakatan leaders are also worried about the identity of Datuk T and what else his group has on the scandal.
“Obviously they have not revealed all their cards. We don’t want to rush and say or do anything now and look stupid later,” another DAP leader said.
PAS, which is already under tremendous pressure to distance itself from Anwar over revelations in the ongoing sodomy trial, faces a double whammy if the video turns out to be authentic. PAS ulama council chief Datuk Harun Taib has said the party would end its association with the “senior politician” if the video is true.
Some PKR leaders privately feel Anwar should consider stepping down if he is the man in the video.
As the 2007 “Lingam video clip” episode revealed, a PKR leader said, it is not difficult for experts to verify the authenticity of the 22-minute clip. “Digital doctoring is easy to spot,” she said.
Ironically, it was Anwar who called a press conference and released the “Lingam clip” that was a major political issue in 2007 and helped Pakatan win votes a year later.
However, leaders of both PAS and DAP said they would be standing by Anwar as they believed that the airing of the sex video was politically motivated and had condemned it as a “dirty tactic”.
For now, the issue is clouded with numerous accusations, denials and counter accusations, but eventually it would come down to a simple process of verifying the authenticity of the tape by a competent authority.
Now that Anwar has lodged a police report, it is up to the authorities to investigate and determine the clip’s origins and its authenticity.
Nevertheless, the forecast for Anwar’s political career from now on is grim with the emergence of this new scandal. This is because the video is tightly guarded for now but there is no guarantee that the owners will not play the video or post it on the Internet.
Three major sex scandals in as many decades have dogged Anwar when even one could have killed off any politician’s career. That Anwar has lasted this long is a wonder.
Now that he has denied it is him in the video and has lodged a police report, Anwar and his wife Datuk Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail are unlikely to comply with Datuk T’s demand for them to retire.
Their refusal may spark a major political and legal battle with opponents, a clash that could end Anwar’s dream of becoming Prime Minister and deeply injure the Pakatan Rakyat coalition.

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