Sex (luar tabie) And The City

EXCLUSIVE! -- PKR is launching a new smartphone brand AND entering the entertainment world!

These are the real stories behind the chaotic PKR division elections, which were missed by the mainstream media, alternative media and bloggers…

“Think under, over and through the box”, plus verification from the renowned Lempoyang News Agency, helped bring to light these covert PKR plans to “build on their experience and know-how in politics” to expand into the telecommunications and entertainment world.

PKR secretary-general Saifuddin Nasu­tion had described the disturbances at several division meetings `as teething problems’. However, the media had failed to thoroughly scrutinise the following statement:

 

“Video recordings via mobile phones show the disturbance was caused by individuals who are not party members.”

 

Now, which mobile phone in the market can do that? No, not in merely recording video, which even my cheapo RM230 Nokia 2630 can do. But the ability to recognise faces, which Saifuddin had accidentally blurted out, is something new - We’re talking cutting-edge technology here!

 

And then there’s the massive database which PKR must be possessing. Saifuddin had confidently declared that they were not party members. He didn’t limit this to just “PKR members” – they were also not from Umno, Pas, Dap, SUPP, Likud, Social Democrat, Congress Party, Republican etc. PKR has the record of everyone in the world and their pictures… and the mobile device to utilise the data!

 

After investigating, we have received information that it’s an advanced model of the HTC Desire. PKR has named the brand as TIVOLI  and the first model – the TIVOLI s.377 Desire - will hit the market in the near future. The brandname `TIVOLI’ is chosen “due to sentimental reasons”.

 

 

 

 

 

CAPTION: Smartphone made by PKR with HTC’s help – the Android-based  TIVOLI Desire s.377. People in the rural area will probably call it the “Handset Luar Tabie” due to its features.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By coincidence or intent, the number refers to `something’ in the Penal Code aka Kanun Keseksaan… which makes the word `Desire’ even more intriguing. Right now only a few selected leaders at PKR have this phone, including the person who had recorded the video and processed the images through the massive database.

 

COMING SOON: *PKR in talks with legendary boxing promoter, Don King to organise and sell rights to its meetings and elections.

* Watch out for the new reality show “Who Wants To Be A COFFEE BOY”

 

 

 

 

And Richard Branson essentially says “Anwar is a jolly good fellow…”  Ye ke? Apasal yang good sangat ni hal Anwar? Erm, ada kena-mengena dengan gambar Branson ni ke? Heheh!

 

 

Technorati Tags: PKR,Richard Branson,Anwar Ibrahim,Tivoli

PERKASA, Monkeys & The Atomic Frog (Cartoon Series)

Thanks to the frequency and predictable monotony in which they are hurled,`Frog King’, `Katak’ and similar permutations have become synonymous with Perkasa’s Datuk Ibrahim Ali. And that’s a good thing for Ibrahim!

 

These Ibrahim Ali haters and detractors are no doubt pleased with their `success’ in attaching this label. It was a case where one parroted another, with the rest – stuck on `Pak Turut’ mode – simply repeated the `frog’ and `katak’ tag. And they even thought it was very clever and original!

 

Unfortunately, instead of insulting him, these clueless Ibrahim Ali haters have instead elevated the Pasir Mas MP to a highly respected position! If they had done their homework by undertaking just a bit of research first, they would realise just how crucial frogs are in the grand scheme of things!

 

CAPTION: Why aren’t frogs mentioned in Pink Floyd’s ANIMAL album; as are Dogs, Sheep and Pigs? Because there isn’t anything to deride them for. You don’t get it? Okay, read on.

 

So what and where is the `insult’ and the vilification of Ibrahim when you call him that? This one: “that Ibrahim hops and jumps from one party to another. He was in Berjasa, then Umno, then Semangat 46, then Umno again. Now an independent.”

 

That’s it?! And what’s the problem here? These detractors might offer this: “It means that he is without principles…jumping when there’s an advantage to be had.”

 

Okay, the second part first: doesn’t that show he is smart, intelligent and aware…? Only imbeciles will jump when that results in a disadvantage. Or morons and cowards who are too dumb and without a backbone… freezing and being paralysed from taking the right action when there’s an advantage!

 

“without principles”…? And what may these principles be? It’s like those people – including PAS Dewan Ulamak head and Kelantan Menteri Besar, Datuk Nik Aziz Nik Mat – who had insisted that Ibrahim should “give up the Pasir Mas seat so that a by-election can be held.”

 

Why the heck should he? – the voters had chosen HIM! Incidentally, are all these people voters in Pasir Mas? No? Then shut up! By the way, I am a voter registered there…

 

It was clear from the very first day that Ibrahim had insisted on being an Independent candidate… not BN, not PAS, not PKR. And he still is. So what’s the complaint here… what `principles’ are he without?

 

The term of `frog’ is actually so precise and accurate when it comes to Ibrahim Ali! He is a socio-political frog. Many environmental scientists believe that amphibians, including frogs, are excellent biological indicators of broader ecosystem health.

In Ibrahim Ali’s case, it’s the “Social and Political Ecosystem”. He is an indicator of how things are or/and how it will be. Ibrahim is someone a bit ahead of his time. See what had happened in the past … Berjasa – What came of it? And Semangat 46? Umno after 2004 until 2008?

 

QUIZ: (1) Why did Ibrahim become an Independent? ANSWER: Because he was sacked by Umno for standing as an Independent candidate in 2004.

(2) Why wasn’t Ibrahim selected as the Umno candidate? ANSWER: Go and ask a certain clique who had decided on this (CLUE: At least one of them is mentioned in KijangMas’ post of  Perkasaphobia ....... and UMNO)

 

Say what you want about Ibrahim Ali. But I’d rather have him than those poseurs mentioned by KijangMas. “High-ranking in Umno” shouldn’t and doesn’t automatically carry with it “Having the whole-hearted support of Malays, Muslims, Malaysians.”

 CAPTION: A monkey using Malays, Muslims, Malaysians to reap the bountiful harvest at the top…Fearful the Panglimas of Perkasa will put him where he belongs – as a `berok panjat nyior’.

 

“Big shots, big guns and powerful” Nazri and Khairy `taking on and criticising’ Ibrahim Ali?? HAHAHA! Wei, BONGHOK! Mu duo ekor kelas wok yoh jah! Terhegeh-hegeh, putar-belit oghe Melayu. Brehim? Try tanyo oghe Melayu, Islae dia nok ko jenih mu duo ekor kor, atau dia nok kor Brehim Ali? GI LAH TANYA, BEROK!

Technorati Tags: Ibrahim Ali,Perkasa,KijangMas,DemiNegara,Frog

Why Weren’t Killer Lawyers Stopped Earlier?

The police investigating the murder case of cosmetics millionaire Datuk Sosilawati Lawiya and three others have done a good job. However, there are disturbing questions that need answers.

Among other things, why were the two killer lawyers allowed to go free for so long despite the numerous police reports lodged against them?

The most recent case involving Sosilawati and her companions are already shocking.  Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein has described the murders as a heinous crime. However, as new information come to be unveiled, it appears that they weren’t the first victims, for more may have died at hands of Sosilawati killers.

CAPTION: Killer lawyers managed to stay free despite numerous reports lodged against them. WHY?

In the New Straits Times yesterday of “Frustrated at cops’ inaction”, a businessman said he had lodged five reports against the two lawyers since 1998 over cheating cases. However, no action were taken against them.

Rajasekaran Thiagarajan, a lawyer representing this businessman said the police, MACC and even the Bar Council did not realise the seriousness of the reports lodged.

“Police should have been more vigilant and taken action against them between 2007 and last year when many victims and their families lodged reports,” he said.

There were allegations that the brothers had “powerful connections”. Considering the fact that they had managed to be free for so long despite all these reports suggests that these claims aren’t so `wild and baseless’ as to be dismissed offhand. Now nobody wants to claim they were ever close to these killers. But the police/Home Ministry/MACC must also investigate these previous cases – Why was there no action despite all these reports?

**UPDATE 17/9 7:45PM --  The Malay Mail reports that "Federal police are to interview Kuala Langat police personnel who handled the re-opened files of seven fraud allegations, a murder and a missing person’s report linked to the "Datuk lawyer", the key suspect in the grisly quadruple killings here.
It was learnt Kuala Langat Land Office staff would also be questioned in connection with the fraud reports, all believed to involve land transactions valued at RM7.1 million." READ MORE HERE...

Technorati Tags: malaysia,sosilawati,malay mail,kuala langat

Burnt Bodies of Sosilawati and 3 Others Found! Datuk Arrested!

Police have found traces of four burnt bodies at a poultry farm near Tanjung Layang, Morib BELIEVED to be cosmetic millionaire, Sosilawati Lawiya and the three men who had disappeared on Aug 30.

Kosmo reported that police have detained six people, including a lawyer Datuk, for investigations into the case. The paper quoted an unnamed source as saying that this Datuk, who has connections with various influential people, is the middleman in the sale of land in Penang valued at RM4 million.

The source also said that this lawyer Datuk is believed to be involved in the disappearance of two other people.

What a shocking revelation! Many of us had quietly feared the worst might have happened to cosmetic millionaire, Sosilawati Lawiya and the three men who had disappeared on Aug 30. But it was still a shocker when this was finally confirmed.

 

So much for the police insisting that there are No new leads on Sosilawati and giving the media the runaround…

 

I had taken a last look at the RSS feeds here at 1am before going to bed. However, the title at ParpuKari’s blog prevented that: GEMPAR! SOSILAWATI DIBUNUH DENGAN KEJAM!? ParpuKari, in turn, had seen it at Mesin Taip Buruk.

 

I went around to the various media sites to try confirm this – Bernama, New Straits Times, The Malay Mail, The Star, plus at Google News. However, there was none around that time. But I kept a watch by watching the Twitter stream at Google News. Users were arguing among themselves about this… until someone produced links to Mingguan Malaysia and Kosmo. (Click here or the image below for the report in Kosmo)

Technorati Tags: Malaysia,Sosilawati,Crime

Chase the Dragon in 1-Malaysia

Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Eric Clapton et al… All are here with 1-Malaysia! It all makes sense now, after reading KijangMas’ So Whats Up Malaysia?

Purple haze all in my brain

Lately things don't seem the same

Acting funny and I don't know why

Excuse me while I kiss the sky…

(Purple Haze – Jimi Hendrix)

CAPTION: Prime Minister Najib without his spectacles. And addicted to 1-Malaysia

 

When it comes to 1-Malaysia, I’ve stayed at the sidelines all this while, being neither for nor against. However, KijangMas’ diagnosis is cause for concern – clearly, 1-Malaysia isn’t just a silly but harmless gimmick limited to people posing for pictures with their index fingers pointing to the sky. QUOTE from KijangMas’ post:

 

Time may be running out for Najib as he persists on having a psychedelic view of Malaysia's complex social dynamics, with major policies conceived based on this delusional mindset and further compounded by acute gullibility to nonsensical CONsultants' goobledygook over nothing

“psychedelic”… It appears that the 1-Malaysia CONsultants and ANALysts have been spiking Najib with the socio-political equivalence of LSD! Najib will see himself being able to fly… swooping from the top of KLCC to Penang and elsewhere, winning all of the Chinese votes.

 

But to have this ability to fly, the CONsultants and ANALysts whisper that he’ll have to Chase the (Chinese voters) Dragon Don’t worry about the Malay voters – they aren’t very important. Give Najib the feeling that “All is very well, very fine and so syiok” with Eric Clapton’s Cocaine.

 

 

 

CAPTION: Stim Lentok and Syiok Sendiri with the 1-Malaysia doses

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This doesn’t auger well for us all. And “us” isn’t limited to just Malays – fool around with fundamental principles as clearly stated in the Constitution and everyone will eventually come out losers.

 

But when someone is so absorbed by the addiction, he’ll keep seeking new highs with 1-Malaysia. Eventually he will inject to the neck… `ironing out all non-1Malaysia obstacles’, like the pesky Article 153. 

 

 *UPDATE: DAP’s Lim Kit Siang said: “Dr Mahathir is an obstacle to 1Malaysia”.

 

 

Technorati Tags: 1Malaysia,Article 153