Monday, 29 March 2010

Goodbye, Arsenal

Arsene Wenger seems to have learned a few lessons from Malaysian football coaches – when you get a bad result, blame the field!

After the 1-1 draw at Birmingham, Wenger complained: “I think the place is very hostile, but what is most important is the pitch is terrible”.

Wenger, of course, ignored the fact that Birmingham were playing on the same pitch too. Should Arsenal get another bad result, Wenger might accuse his opponents of using a bomoh Haha!

It’s now more than reasonable to bet against Arsenal winning the EPL title. They are now four points adrift… Forget about `mathematical chance’ – with so few matches left, it will require a miracle to overhaul Manchester United and Chelsea. Both teams saw off their opponents with convincing wins.

Frank Lampard scored four goals in Chelsea’s 7-1 hammering of Aston Villa – a clear warning to Man Utd that the fight will go to the last day. MU too showed good form – even without Wayne Rooney, they still managed a 4-0 win at Bolton, with Dimitar Berbatov scoring twice.

And look who’s winning too – Liverpool! TimesOnline titles it as Gerrard at heart of Anfield revival after their 3-0 win over Sunderland. Err, `revival’… Okay, I guess you can call it that since it’s the opposite of what Liverpool had delivered previously.

They have nothing much to fight now except to try finish in the Top 4. This looks tough – they are four points behind Tottenham Hotspurs, who have a match in hand. Behind them are Manchester City – one point less and with two matches in hand! Don’t forget about 7th place Villa – they could still draw level with Liverpool with their game in hand.

stoke And STOKE CITY … after the 1-0 away win against West Ham, they are at number 11, with 39 points. Another season in the top flight should now be guaranteed YAAY!

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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Graveyard Humour

RIP Even in something as serious as death, some people still insist on a touch of humour. Here are actual epitaphs from the graves of the departed.

Oh, this article is actually written by someone else – its title is “Eternal Wit” by J Square Humboldt. I had found it at ArticleCity.com; and instead of just providing a link, I had conveniently `ceduk’ the whole thing. Takde etika betul aku ni, ye… The following is a Cut & Paste job:

On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
RIP2Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good Die Young.

In a London, England cemetery:
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: 
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: RIP2 Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.

Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.

A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:
RIP-w Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes
who died January 3, 1803
His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.

A lawyer's epitaph in England:
RIP4 Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.

Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody.
Who, is no business
Of yours.

Lester Moore was a Wells Fargo station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More.

In a Georgia cemetery:
"I told you I was sick!"

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:

Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.

On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:
She always said
her feet were killing her
but nobody believed her.

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June
- Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.

RIP3 Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

Here's more fun with names, this time featuring Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay.

Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr Wood:
In Memory of Beza Wood
Departed this life
Nov. 2, 1837
Aged 45 yrs.
Here lies one Wood
Enclosed in wood
One Wood
Within another.
The outer wood
Is very good:
We cannot praise
The other.

On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod:
Pease shelled out and went to God.

The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip:
Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with "R.E. Danforth's
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"

Here's Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
RIP4 Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

But does he make house calls? Dr Fred Roberts, Brookland, Arkansas:
Office now upstairs
Let's hope.

About The Author - J Square Humboldt is the featured columnist at the Longer Life website, which is dedicated to providing information, strategies, analysis and commentary designed to improve the quality of living. His page can be found at http://longerlifegroup.com/cyberiter.html and his observations are published three times per week.

Thursday, 18 March 2010

Kelantan’s `Islamic Leaders’ – So Very Very Busy

The front-page headline and picture in Sinar Harian yesterday says its all - the Raja Perempuan in tears as Her Royal Highness reflects on the Kelantan Sultan being neglected by the state leaders during his long hospitalisation in Singapore.

This comes as a shock to many, for Sultan Ismail had been in Singapore since May 24 last year – a total of 10 MONTHS! It is worth noting that former Singapore Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew had visited the Sultan. So had Datuk Seri Najib and Datin Rosmah.

But not the Menteri Besar and the state excos of Kelantan.

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CAPTION: Sultan Ismail, on his return to Kelantan on March 4 (Bernama Pix)

What do these Kelantan leaders have to say about this?  point 

Why didn’t YOU visit??

* Being leaders who loudly and repeatedly proclaim what great warriors of Islam they are; most probably they were extra busy propagating Islam up and down Kelantan, Malaysia and the world – they simply didn’t have the time to travel those few hundred miles to down South. Doesn’t matter that they were ordered to twice.

* Or, they were afraid their absence from Kelantan might result in the whole state being manipulated “by Zionist agents” into leaving Islam… and turn to worshipping stones, trees and the nearest termite `bunut’.

 Approached by reporters yesterday, the excos of a state that frequently extols concepts that include `Islamic Law’, `Islamic State’, `Adhering to the Quran and Sunnah’ and `Jihad’, showed their exceptional level of leadership … they declined to comment.

Instead, they directed the reporters to pose the questions to the Menteri Besar - their leader..the Tok Guru.. as espoused in the slogan of “Kepimpinan Ulamak” ---

Menteri Besar Tok Guru Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat, when asked about this, demonstrated what The Leadership of the Ulamak® (PAS’ Ulamak..not to be mistaken with `Islam’s Ulamak’) was really about… He declined to comment.

I have never given too much thought for the royalty before. But when I look at the pictures of Tuanku Sultan Ismail in hospital, suffering from the pain and with his life seriously threatened, I’m surprised to find myself misty-eyed. Lee Kuan Yew – In visiting someone who was seriously ill, somehow seem to be “more Islamic” and “more Malay” than certain people…sultan-sick2

CAPTION: The Raja Perempuan and Tengku Fakhri in Singapore, when Tuanku Sultan Ismail’s health was hanging in the balance

See this excellent post (in Malay): Apa kesudahannya pemimpin negeri dan istana Kelantan?

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Monday, 15 March 2010

Lee Chong Wei – All-England Champion

CONGRATULATIONS TO LEE CHONG WEI!

To Lotus in Formula One – Well, at least they finished the race… Virgin and Hispania did not.

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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Ikraq – READ Beano & Dandy

The School Of Tots blog is “the inner feelings from the heart” of a Malay-Muslim professional originally from Kelantan – Hisham (SoT) is a family man, with three teenage children, and living outside the state.

sot-photo famili His latest post of Sir, May I Go Out? is a personal account about his entanglements over the years with this matter so dear to Mat Cendana’s heart – the English language.

If it were up to me, I’ll not only make English a compulsory subject to pass in the major examinations – I’ll also push through the Mat Cendana English Language Act (2010).

Among other things, those who fail this subject at the GCE `O-Level’ will be required to keep on trying every year. Those who don’t turn up – or don’t appear serious with their answers (like doodling something somewhere) will be sent to a converted Pusat Serenti, which will be “Pusat Cemerlang Bahasa Inggeris Serenti”. They’ll  stay there until the next examination. They will have to repeat until they pass; OR, until age 55 – Kalu dok gagal jugak, ini memang baka jenis benak Heheh!

Anyway, this was my Comment at the blog. I saw that it was getting to be very long, so I decided to make it a post here; with the link at SoT’s blog. You should read his post first or my comment below might be confusing:

Thank you for your high ratings of this `Mat Anom'. It's flattering indeed to be mentioned, although the glare from the spotlight makes me a bit embarrassed too. But this is a lot better than around 16 or so months ago - I would actually be extremely uncomfortable; tense and stressed even. This is what happens when one has been "in the wilderness for years".

Among other things, I couldn't accept good/positive things coming my way. I had felt that people were too kind and were overly generous. Thankfully, people whom I know are honest and truthful (to the best of their ability and knowledge) had repeated the same - Michelle Yoon (I am Malaysian), Zaharan Razak, Mat Salo and especially Mekyam, whom I've known since 2001.

Well, since you have said so too, I feel I should add to this matter in the hope that everyone will benefit. I was thinking about your problems with English; trying to pinpoint what it was that had held you back. At the same time, I was also weighing what probakti21 wrote; trying to synthesise and distill the points and observations of a matter that leaves a profound effect on how individuals and Malaysia will fare in global matters.

SoT is right about Pak Mat and I being of "the English era" (I was the last batch, like your sister) –- English-medium schools from Standard One to Upper Six, with only Bahasa Malaysia and Agama not being in this language. Yes, of course it's a very important factor.

But please take note of  probakti21's level of English here. So he was from a Malay-medium primary school, and had only been exposed to the English medium environment from Form 1. There are a few spelling and grammatical errors, but the comment, taken as a whole, is basically `sound enough'. The acid test to any language is: Does the reader understand what's written? YES, that's for sure.

And he has provided the answer - something that I wholeheartedly agree with: Everyone can make major improvements through reading.

 beano-image008 From my own experience, it had started in primary school with the Fleet Street comics - Beano, Dandy, Topper especially. They were 15-25 sen each from around the end of the 1960's to 1971 when I was in Std 6.

Oh, I didn't connect it with "learning English" at that time, of course. In fact, many people - including teachers - would scold you!

Ah, how ignorant they were! beano-dandyimage012I can't think of a better teaching aid at that stage - the drawings and colour (and even the black-and-white) were enough motivation for me to persist... read again (absolutely no problem), read, read, think, spell, see the sequence in the frames, the facial expressions and actions, think..CONCLUDE.

My English improved without my realising it – until in Standard 5, when I was always getting marks of 80-plus; third-highest, second-highest in class while being mediocre in the other subjects.

From Form One, it moved on to interest in English literature (the abridged versions, of course) – I would read and reread Treasure Island (my favourite then), Iliad and Odyssey, King Arthur (and becoming a sucker for knight-things) Oliver Twist, Robinson Crusoe, Gulliver’s Travels, Grimm’s Fairy Tales, The Arabian Nights and whatever else.

At the same time, my elder sister, who had obtained a scholarship from Form One due to her academic excellence (guess why I didn’t even get the form to fill in?), made a subscription to Reader’s Digest – it was at RM1 per issue.

The teachers made special efforts to point out that “the spelling is in American… wrong spelling!” Yeah, but the grammar was perfect, and it contributed immensely to vocabulary. No less important were the unofficial lessons in crafting an article – from Form 2 onwards, whenever there was Composition, guess whose writing the teacher would read in front of the class? ;-)

There was another major contribution to my picking up the language – my father subscribed Berita Harian and the New Straits Times daily. From Upper Six onwards, it was to the international news magazines – Time and Newsweek.

There was dishonesty in obtaining some of these issues; that is in accepting the magazines using a false name, but not paying. And I’m telling this not with glee and gloating – not with something that reveals a glaring character defect then. But I did pay for them later on when I started working.

If anyone twist my arm and insist on me selecting “the most important”, I’d say the news magazines, which also included occasional copies of Asiaweek and Far Eastern Economic Review. There’s this style of forceful sentences, irony, authoritative ending of articles etc – they help with my own writings later on.

There’s one more very important contribution in my self-learning of English – the libraries of Sultan Abdul Hamid College, Alor Star; and the State library too. Nowadays, the Internet does help somewhat with providing reading material. But there’s something about libraries; of having material in printed form. Yes, they are costly, but if we are serious about wanting to improve not only the level of English but also life, it is imperative that we walk the talk and bite the bullet.

So, if you folks are still reading this “originally started as a comment, which morphed into a post… a long one” – and you really want improvement, provide yourself/them with the material. This needn't be prohibitive: can you spare RM1.20 a week?..or should I start a derma ikhlas collection here?:-)

At the minimum, buy an English newspaper once a week (Sunday is great) and then read everything. It's hard in the beginning - not knowing so many words, which of course affect the understanding of the topics. But just keep at it. There will come the time when you realise that you can `agak-agak' what a particular word might mean given the context. Get a dictionary too, please.

If you read regularly, you will surely improve. “How fast and by how much?” How much time and effort are you going to make? If it’s `Panas-panas tahi ayam’, you’ll get your tahi ayam-level of result.

I’m just an anonymous (as in `tak famous punnn’ ) blogger in a rural part of Kelantan, so don't take my word for it. But here's an article from Britain's Guardian, and is written by the author of a bestselling book: The best advice for writers? Read [Guardian uses `Ikraq’ too apparently]

Reading is essential for writers – it instructs, inspires and offers a blissful escape from the blank page

By the way, please don't short-sell yourself by proclaiming "But I'm not a writer!" Even if you `only' write blog posts and comments, raise your standards and elevate yourself to this level. Or do some people associate `writer’ with `getting paid’?

So this is my main contention – the essential part played by `reading’. And this, I am convinced, is more important than schooling in/during “the English era”. This belief is empowering – it means “We can do something – a lot of things – to improve.” So do it instead of complaining and lamenting.

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