This deputy minister is such an anonymous nobody that I don’t even know his first name! Or last. Or middle. Heck, I didn’t even know his race. Nor cared. No disrespect but I just don’t.
Or is it a crime not to know the names and details of deputy ministers, or ministers for that matter? It is?! Oh, Stalin’s Soviet Union perhaps.
But he’s suddenly at the centre of my attention due to something that a blogger buddy - who is also a “buddy buddy” claimed: that he (the deputy minister-lah) is trying to get a whole lot of people whom I like and respect into trouble with the law… Is it true?
I consider this blogging buddy’s post as equivalent to a formal report to Mat Cendana’s Blog Review – said to be "The most authoritative blog review on the planet" (HE said it) and also “The arbitrator and ombudsman of the SoPo Blogosphere”. This calls for an investigation…
(Can someone show me how to cut out the black background, please? I’ll tell you where I got hundreds of these snazzy icons)
satD, what’s his name again? The guy who might get You, KijangMas, Rocky Bru, Dato’ Shamsuddin Small Talk, Lawyer Kampung and a host of other fine fellows picked up for questioning… and possibly whipped with a rubber hose.
What do you mean “Mat, you’re in this too”? Facebook Group… One of the Admins – Ahmad Cendana. And that BIG logo on your blog…
So what? What about these? That’s because I support something that I believe to be a noble cause, satD!… a REAL move to create an eventual and genuine One Nation.
Racist?? Now which ars*hole said THAT?? Oh, the same ones who have questioned and challenged Bumiputera rights as stated in the Constitution?…Plus hurled insults at the Sultans? Oh boy, now I’m starting to get mad! And hurl some insults back…
But that won’t do – Not all are ungrateful chauvinists like those. Remember de minimis?… How he dared to make a stand, or at least willing to listen and consider? Darn! He’s in the way and we can’t just hurl back insults!… can’t conveniently make this a simple “Us versus Them”! Not me, when there’s at least one respected “from the other side” who indicates hopes of something – whatever it is.
Well, Mat Cendana will investigate first. Yes, he has the authority. “Oh yeah?” YEAH!… Go see how many there are in the Facebook Group. “Anonymous group and members?” There are Dato’s and more in there, folks.
And as Ahmad Cendana had said in a post over there, let us listen and consider the MAIN points. And provide viable or better alternatives. No, not red herrings that try to distract from the main issues - like “How can we upgrade the standard of teaching?” Go create another group, dude.
What we want NOW is something that boldly moves towards UNITY among our various races… so that it will be a lot less of a problem even if you are Chinese, and I am Kadazan-Dusun and satD is Pakistani while KijangMas is Indian… We will have more in common… and truly feeling ALL of us are MALAYSIANS.
Or does anyone seriously think this will happen when… We change to a new government… We distribute colourful t-shirts that say “Bangsa Malaysia” in Times New Roman?
Okay, Mat Cendana will investigate satD’s allegations – On Blogosphere, his powers are more than that deputy minister. What’s his name again, satD? “Wee” Tidok ni Scottish bagi `kecik’ eh? Gapo hok `kecik’ tu?
ENOUGH OF THAT FOR THE TIME BEING.
Just for today®Narcotics Anonymous, all of you politicians move over for just a few minutes, please. Let’s have a real, genuine person in the “Blog Review” today – someone who’s living a life that 99% of us want and can only hope for it to somehow materialise in the future.
The star who makes the most sense right now isn’t someone in a sharp suit moving around Putrajaya. Or one with a pipe in hand – someone with such supreme intellectual powers that platoons of police Special Branch and Islamic religious council officers were rendered instant dullards whenever they had the misfortune of encountering this great wit – the pride and joy of the “MalaysiaToday groupies”® KijangMas.
No, our man is the real deal – not one who jumped bail and fled… insisting the absence was due to some “royal banishment”. He doesn’t need to have a Sherlock Holmes pipe to try evoke images of “urbane sophistication and wisdom”. Sharp suit? No, that’s for those who have to depend on external items to lend temporary status and respect. Our man here… it’s 24/7 respect for those who know him even when he’s `dressed’ like this:
Folks: The Pirate King at Kapas Island. And I salute you, sir. See his latest posts and compare his lifestyle and views with us generally.
Yes, he’s REAL – a bit more so than the Knight of the Demi Negara Order, who has not really moved in to the “SATU SEKOLAH” warzone with a battleaxe yet… Believe it or not, knights suffer from asthma too. Oh, there’s a new post at the “Recovery” blog too…














