Sunday, 17 April 2011

Chicken SUPP for the Sarawak Soul

Now isn't this nice of the DAP; sending a Get Well card to PKR and PAS at the ICU ward after their maulings in Sarawak!
They also sent a barrel of chicken soup to their allies, made from a Sarawak roadkill.
Roadkill: Chicken SUPP for the Soul

The DAP appear intoxicated - literally - by their winning 12 seats. In MalaysianInsider, the Sarawak DAP claimed: "we have broad-based support amongst Sarawak’s major ethnic communities", its chairman Wong Ho Leng said after polishing a full bottle of Chivas Regal bottle in celebration.


But they didn't forget their pals, PKR and PAS, who won three seats and a telur itik respectively.

It was reported by the Lempoyang News Agency that new Chief Minister-would-have-been, Baru Bien is suffering from severe depression; having carried out rehearsals for his swearing-in ceremony for the past few weeks.

PKR and PAS have slipped lower down the political rubbish chute, and this is something the DAP need to address if they want to continue using them for DAP's chauvinistic agenda.

The DAP know that PKR and PAS, who comprise mostly of Malays, are the type who can be `bodek/ampu/pong' into being frontline infantrymen and cannon fodder. It is imperative for the DAP to massage their ego and deceive them; that they continue to be deluded into thinking they are `the main component, the leader, crucial'. It had worked in Perak... before they were booted out.

5 comments:

Ismail N said...

Bro tak masukkan Dr Google & Zentrum Future Studies punya ramalan in your analysis?

"Menurut hasil kajian tersebut, Pakatan Rakyat diramal berjaya memperoleh 31 kerusi..."

Mat Cendana said...

HAHAHA! I didn't know about this one. Ini kena tukar nama, sebab credibility dah jadi ZERO... Professor Google & Centrum Future Studies.

vinnan said...

Laugh st us, we do not give a shit.

Threaten us with no development, we have ALWAYS survived with our own wits.

Threaten us with race riots, we do not have Porsche Cayennes and ASB unit trust to go up in flames.

In other words fuc' your greedy, racist Maaak UMNO shit.

Mat Cendana said...

@vinnan: Actually you do give more than a shit... the Sarawak results cut deep into you. "March to Putrajaya" - it has become a Death March as in Bataan, Philippines during World War II; with your hands on your heads. And some crawling.

PKR is now down the drain and in the sewer where it belongs. Let's now focus on the Chinese chauvinists DAP... they are the obstacle towards national unity. And when they are crushed, we'll target UMNO and help hammer it into shape.

By the way, for the umteenth time, I am NOT UMNO: I am a Demi Negara Knight and Patriot. JOIN US! http://deminegara.blogspot.com

Mat Cendana said...

Oh, I forgot to mention this; about Porsche Cayenne. My sister-in-law and her husband has one. Very nice! And they also have a Mercedes S440 (or is it 450?), which was lent to me during my wedding day on 7 February 2011.

So there I was, driven from Desa Jaya Commercial Centre, Kepong to the Kota Damansara mosque (the yellow mosque) at 2.30PM... so DASHING in my white baju melayu and black songket samping (which belonged to my deceased father-in-law) Heheh!

Besides the Cayenne and Merc, they also have a BMW 320i (or maybe it's a 318i, can't remember), a Range Rover, Perado, Nissan Skyline, a humble Proton Waja; among others.

And they are NOT `UMNO'. They used their abilities to create their fortune. So, instead of killing yourself with your bitterness and blaming "others" for your situation, just look at YOURSELF and see where you've gone wrong. Yeah, I know it's a lot easier to lash at others instead of doing something about yourself. But if you want to improve yourself and be a lot more in life than a pathetic whiner, you have to make the moves. And number one is to look at yourself.

-- Knight of the Demi Negara Order

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