Thursday, 31 March 2011

Omega to Launch New `Sex Video-Inspired' Watch and Logo!

EXCLUSIVE! The Lifestyle section of this HACK WRITER blog heard rumours from the international Rich and Famous grapevine (korang ingat lekeh ke blog ni) about Omega planning to issue a Special Edition watch to capitalise on the current lurid sex video and allegations.

We have received images of the watch, and also a special logo, through an anonymous source in Petaling Street who claims to have insider contacts in Omega. He said the new logo "will be relevant"... whatever that means:

 This new Special Edition model will be christened Nuaq-China Doll. Among its important features are its `hardiness' (hard bermakna `keras', kan?) -- it is waterproof and will not be affected by water/liquid/teh-o beng/fluid...benda-benda gini la.

Our source said that besides being shockproof, whereby it is unaffected by "whatever jerks, knocks, bumps, bangs, taps, whacks etc", the Nuaq-China Doll model also comes with "a unique Malaysian feature" -- it is syiokproof... Here's a sneak peek at this special edition model:


 (Boleh order dengan HACK WRITER blog! Harga: 10,000 baht. Downpayment: RM50/500 baht aje Delivery: Selepas World Cup Brazil, paling awal. Kalau tak dapat, kira `halal' ye)  

7 comments:

Ismail N said...

Kawan-kawan diskaun berapa bro? :D

buaya said...

salam ziarah

selamat dtg ke blog sy...

Bingai @ Bangang said...

Lerrr. Aku dengar bentuk dia setengah bulatan dengan berenda di tepi macam karipap. SUDAH TUKA KA?

Tak jadilah nak beli. hehehe

Aku Yang Bingai
18SX: Jom bogelkan pemimpin negara!

Mat Cendana said...

*Ismail - Boleh, boleh...95% discount! Kami akan buat production dengan kerjasama "Backstreet @Petaling Street Boys". Kan diorang ni boleh jual Rolex, Longines, Tag Heuer etc dengan harga RM10 aje.

Anonymous said...

Percubaan lawak yang bagus...namun masih amat kurang kelas. Cuba lagi untuk menghasilkan lawak yang lebih berkualiti.

sri hartamas

Mat Cendana said...

*sri hartamas - Ah, here's a PKR hardcore supporter who's extremely worried that people now begin to see what his idol is really like. Sakit hati betul ye: dulu dok syiok mengata hal Najib-Altantuya... sekarang korang punya Dear Leader yang alim ni, rupa-rupanya "depan-belakang" taruh HAHA!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA...kelas gitewwww...I mean the watch AC , not that *dear leader* fella of encik/cik sri hartamas!

but then again a watch named after him really nauseates me...no matter what warranty comes with it !!! :)

Hanie...

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