Friday, 15 October 2010

MCMC Releases Remake of "A Bridge Too Far"

[From The Mamak Mail]: LOS ANGELES - Movie and music companies in Hollywood have called upon the authorities in Malaysia to take action against a company here for infringement of copyright issues. They want Malaysia's information czar, Mr Reese Yard-Teem to investigate a Batang Kali-based entertainment company called MCMC (Mat Cendana Multimedia Commission). MCMC has released a film called A Bridge Too Far to burn.


One of the most memorable scenes was where a group comprising of nine Internet companies sang a P. Ramlee song: "Tolong kami, bantu kami, kami anak (rais) yatim piatu" ... and RM1 billion rained upon them.

The company has also released another war film - Burn The Bridge Over The River Kwai. The theme song is played by a rock band called Deepshit Purple - Burn The Bridge sung by M. Daud Coverdale.

6 comments:

mekyam said...

LOL!

mc, i think you left out the upbeat scene of children singing:

"raïsing bridge is falling down
falling down, falling down
raïsing bridge is falling down...
unfair bully!
"

Mat Cendana said...

I'm working on introducing a revolutionary academic revision and ranking system provisionally called "ISO Mat Cendana".

In a nutshell, all academic degrees obtained by individuals are no longer static and will be like stock market indices - for example, the Masters in Economics you had obtained in 1980 will be reviewed according to what you are in 2010. If you are "great", then you will get a PhD; plus an additional MBA and in whatever else you show expertise in.

There's also the demotion part. Rais Yatim has a PhD. But based on his actions and inactions (including having Hasan Skodeng charged), my system calculates that Rais' PhD should be adjusted to his current intellectual level. It's now... Form 3 PMR Level.

pakmat said...

..and PMR is, of course, Post Menstrual Reaction..?

Kenn said...

ha! ha! another Mat Skodeng in the radar !! Make sure have namewee anti-radar system which can melt a radar before it is burnt!

Mat Cendana said...

@pakmat - Now that explains the `Why' and `How' of Rais. Someone has to tell him it's most likely irreversible. But as a final resort, ask him to take Sustagen Junior..5 litres per day.

Mat Cendana said...

@Kenn - Have to get a few people swear they'll turn up and post the bail. There are a couple of soon-to-be-published posts that might result in the likes of TNB and MCMC calling for the death penalty --

"TNB wants new law: all lights switched on for 24 hours during Deepavali" ... "TNB, MCMC awarded patent, trademark for Stupidity®™, Bahlol®™ and Bongok®™".

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