EXCLUSIVE! -- PKR is launching a new smartphone brand AND entering the entertainment world!
These are the real stories behind the chaotic PKR division elections, which were missed by the mainstream media, alternative media and bloggers…
“Think under, over and through the box”, plus verification from the renowned Lempoyang News Agency, helped bring to light these covert PKR plans to “build on their experience and know-how in politics” to expand into the telecommunications and entertainment world.
PKR secretary-general Saifuddin Nasution had described the disturbances at several division meetings `as teething problems’. However, the media had failed to thoroughly scrutinise the following statement:
“Video recordings via mobile phones show the disturbance was caused by individuals who are not party members.”
Now, which mobile phone in the market can do that? No, not in merely recording video, which even my cheapo RM230 Nokia 2630 can do. But the ability to recognise faces, which Saifuddin had accidentally blurted out, is something new - We’re talking cutting-edge technology here!
And then there’s the massive database which PKR must be possessing. Saifuddin had confidently declared that they were not party members. He didn’t limit this to just “PKR members” – they were also not from Umno, Pas, Dap, SUPP, Likud, Social Democrat, Congress Party, Republican etc. PKR has the record of everyone in the world and their pictures… and the mobile device to utilise the data!
After investigating, we have received information that it’s an advanced model of the HTC Desire. PKR has named the brand as TIVOLI and the first model – the TIVOLI s.377 Desire - will hit the market in the near future. The brandname `TIVOLI’ is chosen “due to sentimental reasons”.
CAPTION: Smartphone made by PKR with HTC’s help – the Android-based TIVOLI Desire s.377. People in the rural area will probably call it the “Handset Luar Tabie” due to its features.
By coincidence or intent, the number refers to `something’ in the Penal Code aka Kanun Keseksaan… which makes the word `Desire’ even more intriguing. Right now only a few selected leaders at PKR have this phone, including the person who had recorded the video and processed the images through the massive database.
COMING SOON: *PKR in talks with legendary boxing promoter, Don King to organise and sell rights to its meetings and elections.
* Watch out for the new reality show “Who Wants To Be A COFFEE BOY”
And Richard Branson essentially says “Anwar is a jolly good fellow…” Ye ke? Apasal yang good sangat ni hal Anwar? Erm, ada kena-mengena dengan gambar Branson ni ke? Heheh!